The egg has grey hair and a grey moustache. He has dark green eyes.
He appears in the second and in the third episode of the second season of The Crack. In the first, he wants to show Jason "something". This "something" distraught Jason a little bit. He later appears for a short amount of time in the third episode of the second season. This time, he asks Dan if he want to join the Moustache Egg and him.
- It is possible that he is gay, because he wants to show Jason, a male egg, "something".
- He also satisfies himself with the Mustache Egg.
- His hair is the most detailed thing in the entire series. Each hair is modeled.